funny pm's ive recieved

i have a my space account, i rarely go there anymore, but i just logged on to see whats been happening..
i was shocked to see i had about 34 messages in my inbox, all from people who arnt on my friends list and whom i dont know..
fuck,
well i have to say i just had the best laugh ive had in ages..
its amazing to see the differences in approaches, religions and people. So i thought id share a few of these e mails with you... just for a laugh.. although none of us will know these people, i have still changed there names..

Subject: hi
Body: first aim sorry coz i learn english maybe u have hard to understand mewow sex face and eyes i wish have wife like uaim a 32 year old male muslim from Egypt but i not make love or touch any woman be4 coz my belief not allow about make love with any woman with out marry i wish u allow keep u best friend coz i not have any woman be4 and i not care about age woman or her have boobs big or body sex i care about how feel respect with her and love coz i not make love be4 and not touch any woman i got dream evry day come to me about woman comein my dream nakde and ask me make love and say iam your wife but i ask her let me see your face she not allow and leave but be4 she leave i see eyes her and when see your eyes u give me same feelingi see many profile for woman and see pics her and close my eyes but i cant rememebr face her i see just ghost but with u when close my eyes i see u like real and can see u like i seee u when open my eyes so why me care about talk with u coz ur this woman in my dream i wish take chance with u to be my wife or my close friend if u think iam good man for u and u know chat not enough to know me more coz many ppl come online and can be anothere persone and chaet who chat with them soi care take this chance with u face to face coz i care about eyes when talk with some one coz eyescant lie or cheat but i dont mean u lie i mean another ppl bad i wish give me your id msn or yahoo to ad u coz i dont know use this website and then theres this, the american man

Subject: heya there how r u today??
Body: heya there how r u today?? nice cans!!! u wanna chat sumtime??

or .........

Hello Cindy
Body: hello angel,how are you doing,i guess pretty cool. Angel you really look great and cool here. lol,i really wanna know you okey,its seems we can be good friends cos i believe making honest friend, and i think you are one of a million. from mario

then the aussie version

Subject: No Subject

Body: hey gorgeous, how are you? im from Melbourne to, maybe we could meet up at a pub sometime soon and fuck. what do you think? you can pick the pub!

Can u believe this???? this is all coming from people who have just seen a pic and a background picture of beer and nuts! (peanuts that is).

I just found it amusing how someone could spill the beans on being a virgin, wanting to marry or become there best friend to someone that has never even said hi to them before... or the audacity in someone saying nice rack, lets root to someone whom he has never seen them before..It really does amaze me.. however they are only human after all.. bwahahahahaa joke.
Anyhoo i found this entertaining, hope u guys did to.. i hope all these people found someone else to marry,who's an angel with a nice rack.. lol!
where are the normal people when u need them!