Dear all parents,
I am writing to you in regards to having children. I just had a lovely lady come to my house to have her cut and colour done. Usually this is a pleasant experience, as she brings her 8 month old baby in with her! The baby is cute.. granted, but highly needy and a little annoying. However on her own she is still manageable.
Today, however... was a different story. Because school holidays have commenced here in Melbourne, i was bombarded with all 4 of her children. I usually really like these kids, when i bump into them in the streets,i say hi, they politely say hi back, and then i get to run like hell! It really is a nice experience. This time round, was not so easy.. ohhhh no.. this time round, they squeeled, shouted, pulled my dogs ears until they growled (scooby is still currently wimpering in the corner) , they run up and down the stairs consistently, they broke things, they tried to eat things that arnt for human consumption, they constantly asked me really fucking annoying and stupid questions.. like...
cindyyyyyyyyyyyy why do u have long hair??
or cindyyyyyyyyyyyy when iwas little i liked to smell my own farts, do you like to smell your own farts too???
Seriously, i think my head is going to explode, i dont think my dogs will ever recover, and i dont think i will ever get my couch back to sloberless!
My question to you dear parents is this..
WHY THE FARK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELVES???
WHYYYYYY?
What in gods name makes u keep going back for more?, and dont give me that unconditional love bullshit, i just saw this poor mother cry a little, i saw her contemplating the thought of suicide.. and i honestly cannot blame her!
I have a new found respect for parenthood, i was recently contemplating the thought of settling down someday to some of my own, i now take that back.If u could please fill me in on this important information on parenthood, it would be greatly appreciated, otherwise i am doomed for a single, free, able to get hammered at anytime and anywhere whenever i want, headacheless, clean furniture and happy dogs, living kinda lifestyle, that i have come to know and love.Kind
regards cindy xoxoxoxo
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Makes me wonder why my parents had me too! kekeke ~_^
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