so i go on a blind date!

yeps u heard right.. i went on a blind date.. it was fucken crazy! i think ill keep it blind! Look, the dude was a hotty, much to my suprise. Usually the guys people try to set me up with, have no teeth, r illiterate and smell kinda funny. (illiterate, coming from me who types in text talk). Well he had teeth, a lovely set , i was relieved. He isnt illiterate and he didnt smell kinda funny. In fact he didnt smell at all. So first impression was good.He was nice to talk to, told a few boring stories but i can deal with that.. We went out to dinner with my ex step father and his new woman, and this guy was her son. I had heard all about him and he sounded ace! S o we all go out, get on the booze (as ya do) and having a nice time, when all of a sudden he gets all cocky.. He started with the whole, "so i hear ya kickboxer" and proceeds to punch me in the arm... WTF????? i said yeah....so dont piss me off! So then he starts messing up my hair. I said, im also a hairdresser by trade, so dont fuck with the hair either.. This goes on through the whole night, it got a tad annoying, so annoying in fact, i punched him back the last time he did it, not to hard, just hard enough to say leave it alone now u r pissing me off! So he says "ooohhhh is that all ya got is it, weak as piss" ,now this gets my blood boiling, i felt like saying i didnt even fucken try mate, but didnt wanna hurt his ego as i saw him rub his arm! So he does it again... i retaliated by pretending to knee him in the stomach.. i did slow, with plenty of warning and he knew i wasnt gonna get him, however the prick still checked the knee and kneed me in the thigh.. im now stuck with the biggest black n blue golf ball on my leg.. i didnt get that black from my kickboxing days.. i cant believe it. He also spent the rest of the night burping and farting, which usually i would rate and give a fella a pat on the back for. But it had me thinking , obviously this guy isnt keen.. he certainly isnt trying to impress me, he is really being a tool.. such a shame to, cos he coulda been a goer!Anyhoo, i finally left, went home, got into bed ready for the 27 hour shift i had booked in for the next day. And there it goes.. the phone... beep beep! u have 1 new message. LOL! it was him, telling me how hot i am and how he would love to see me again and take me out.. then kiss my leg better! Ill tell ya what he can kiss... my big fat ass. I did the whole nice to meet u, cant make the dinner on weds cos ill be wrecked from work, so maybe another time (knowing he would be going back to the other side of the country in a few days) . Anyhoo, he still keeps calling n texting..Am i being to harsh? Was this his childish attempt at letting me know he was keen.. reminds me of primary school days.. when a boy liked u ,he would beat u silly! Hmmmmm??? Nah, he is a tool! Maybe i might go see him again so i can get in one last smack to the head and ill make it a good one this time! Makes me wonder bout all the bad dates that go on... does everyone have these experiences? Or is it just me that only meets wankers?? And people wonder why i am single, or they to blame me and tell me im to fussy or a lesbian... pfffffttttttt!